Translating Fabric chatting...

Just a few words you should know if working at Hobby Lobby.

Evidently, the following pronunciations are acceptable when calling the fabric department:

Salary- "You know, the color of salary- like the crunchy stuff you eat with ranch dressing."

Com'ter- "Yeah- cause I got the pillow shams, I just need the com'ter."

So there you have it.