Pennies...

Just to let you know--when I get really bored at work, I become a little Monk-esque. The most obvious sign of this has to do with pennies. On days I am feeling especially passive-agressive and OCD, I give my customers their change according to how I like them. Now before you think I'm doing something illegal, I must clarify. I don't not give them their change, I just give them new shiny pennies or old dirty pennies depending on how nice they are to me. So--if you want the new shiny pennies instead of the gross, almost moldy pennies--be nice to your local fabric cutter.