Billy Jean....

is not my lover. She's just a girl...who thinks that I am the one...

I bought a greatest hits Micheal Jackson CD the other day. Every since then, I've been rocking out to Billy Jean and The Way You Make Me Feel and Beat It and all the classics. I rock out on my way to work, and it puts me in a great mood for helping people select just the right shade of green thread to go with that fabric for their couch cushions. I've noticed that I've been humming, and I'll admit it, flat out singing, Billy Jean for the last 3 days. I think people are starting to look at me funny.

All this singing of Billy Jean has got me thinking. Did Micheal just dance with this girl, or was there more. Was there any sort of paternity test to prove it wasn't his kid? He does say the eyes look like his? I'm still not sure about all of this.