A Straight Man in the Fabric Department

I remember reading an article in Seventeen Magazine when I was in high school. The article was about scoring the perfect summer job. The author warned his/her young readers to avoid jobs that wouldn't attract "hotties" (Baby Gap, Victoria's Secret, etc.). I laughed on my second day of work about how there was no risk of running into "hotties" at my job. This gives me such freedom to roll out of bed, take a quick shower and just throw something on. I don't have to worry about looking hot because all the men that come into my area are either not really interested in my kind of anatomy or are attached to a woman looking for bridal ribbon or some other wedding-related item.

Well-I am happy to report that a straight man did cross my path. This isn't really exciting from a dating standpoint because I think he was still in high school, but it is exciting because I now know that sometimes, straight men do need fabric.

So now for the big question--what does a straight man go to the fabric department for? Cheese cloth. Yep--he was waxing his car and the bottle of wax said he should use cheese cloth. There you have it. Have a great Saturday.