Concealed Weapons...

***I'm posting twice today since I was a slacker and missed two days this week***

My place of employment may be full of every kind of yarn you could want, but if you are looking for a price gun, you are out of luck. We have a certain number of price guns. Evidently we are one of the lucky stores because we have two more than most. Despite this surplus, each department still hoards guns. If you come to the fabric department looking for a price gun or a clearance gun (although this may sound like a different piece of equipment, it really is just a price gun filled with clearance tape instead of regular tape) there are one of two possible responses:

1. Yes- we have a gun, but you better return it or we'll hunt you down.

or

2. No- I don't know where one is.

The first one is the truth. We have 2 price guns stashed away in the department (but if I told you where they were I would have to...aw-you know the rest). We don't tell anyone where these guns are, because if we did, other workers would steal them and never return them. If we like you, you get answer #1. If we don't like you, don't trust you, or fear you might take the gun for good, we lie to you. So there you go- the highest commodity in my store is not the lamps and other home accents, oh no- it's the price guns.