A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Car...

We have somewhat of a ritual at the store. We all walk out of the store together and gather any random shopping carts before we leave. Maybe that isn't really a tradition, but it's what we do. Anyway- normally the only people around when we leave are employees and the occasional family member/friend picking someone up. This was not the case on Thursday night. As we walked out of the store, there were two cars parked next to the sidewalk. The people surrounding the cars were the most interesting part though--

- a teenage girl with a toddler
- a very pregnant young woman sitting on the hood of one of the cars
- a shirtless guy standing next to the pregnant woman
- and two random guys just kind of "hangin'"

This was strange enough (I mean who just hangs out in a craft store parking lot? maybe nerdy rebels?!?), but right before I got in my car, things got stranger. I saw the shirtless guy lick something in his hand and stick it to his chest. When I drove past them to get out of the parking lot I saw what it was--a Marlboro pack. Who sticks a pack of cigarettes to their chest?