Speculations about ceramics...

Mondays are "Truck Days." This basically means the store is full of boxes full of stuff to be put away. So when I got to work on Monday the fabric department was overloaded with all kinds of ribbon and buttons and thread. One thing stuck out though--the male half of a wedding cake topper. Evidently the woman had run for the hills. We (me and my fellow fabric-cutters) decided the man must have been a bad kisser and the woman just couldn't face kissing him for the rest of her life. Our evidence- the couple was clearly in mid-kiss when she hit the road. They might have looked like this:


Side note--while looking for that image, I found a surprising number of cake toppers involving the bride, the groom, and multiple cats. Is that weird to anyone else? Are cats traditionally part of wedding ceremonies?